I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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