Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
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You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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