kristin has been a bad kristin
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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