YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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