then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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