I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
