You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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