you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
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How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
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She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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