we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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