Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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