Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
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I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
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nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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