he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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