I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
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The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
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WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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