I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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