i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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