Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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