You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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