Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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