We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
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Do I have a choice?
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All you need to know is that isn't jizz
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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