Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
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drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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