the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
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im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
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porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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