love makes seman taste better
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
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So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
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She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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