She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
whose ass print is on the piano?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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