O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
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words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
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He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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