his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
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he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
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I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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