i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
my phone needs a breathalizer
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
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I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
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Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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