There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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