I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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