Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
