38 yer olds are good kisserssss
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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