We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
