is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
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