she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
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She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
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Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Damn victory sex feels great
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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