You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
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