i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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