I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
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I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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