Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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