The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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