And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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