Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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