Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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