so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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