I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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