how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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