She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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