I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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