is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
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she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
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Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
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