Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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