There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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