You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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