Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
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Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
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I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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