Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
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I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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