is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
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Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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