do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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