kristin has been a bad kristin
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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