i would punch a child for taco bell
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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