: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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