i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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