i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
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conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
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I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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