We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
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She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
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Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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