there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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