You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
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In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
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Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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