he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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